Friday 20 May 2016

Suicide #####

Submitted by Godwin Kishy This Is To Those Who Commit Suicide... Why are you so selfish?! Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals... Mtcheew!!! You lack brotherly love.......pls if you wanna commit suicide call me on 2348164980969 if you wanna comitti suicide....

Drunk me#####

Godwin Kishy the drunkard was stumbling down the street with one foot on the road and one foot in the gutter. His friend, Dargash, saw him and said, "Dude, you are drunk!" Godwin kishy looked surprised and said, "Dargash, are you sure I am drunk?" "Yes!" Dargash replied. "You are drunk!" Breathing a sigh of relief, kishy godwin said, "Thank God! I thought I was a cripple!"///////2348164980969

Tuesday 3 May 2016

IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, My 12 Points Agenda would be as follows:

1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each others heart will spend 20years in jail. 2. No man is entitled to more than one wife. 3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or Iraq for survival.. 4. No work on Mondays 5. You must not have more than 4kids... 6. If U are married and ain't paying attention to your wife,you will be jailed until you change. 7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in a zoo for 2 months. 8. No sex until U seek permission from your local Govt chairman... and it's once per month.... 9.Every boy must register her girlfriend in the ministry of woman affairs,which makes it one boy one girl ,if you want re-register a new girl you will publish it on 4 different newspaper's 10.Any girl who is not married till 35 years will be taken to chibok for the exchange of our girls held by boko haram 11.Any man of 40 years and still single will receive a free wife from the federal government, 12.Every marriage certificate will have expiration date and will be renewed promptly when expired.... If u will vote for me... Say kishy..... 🏼 ???

Tuesday 1 March 2016

Who is the she?

She got sick by unknown illness on ending of last 2015. Indoor for 3 months. After the lap test from at hospital she was give a huge medicine to drink draining our empty pocket to save her precious life CU's with out her many are lost in the family. After every week treatment spending up to 10k on her over undiscovered illness they decide to take her to prayer center or church anyone the sister discovered that she was given poison omg! An unknown feelings came into so sad and angry were ready to fight who did that buh with what I asked myself ............now she is getting better by God grace........get well soon @ mom¡!!!!
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Nigeria

BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!! With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80 Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150 With Corruption dollar was N180 Without Corruption dollar is N400 With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity with 45% increase in tariff With Corruption keke to my house takes N50 Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100 WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40 Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60 The list can go on and on but I just have to end it and take a stand...... # IStandWithCorruption # Bringbackourcorruption . # BuharibringbackNigeria . # Bringbacknaira . If with Corruption Dollar was N180 and without Corruption Dollar is now N425, Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country... Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2. In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again"