If you think you 're happy and you know it, Think again",
Saturday 30 July 2016
Friday 20 May 2016
Suicide #####
Submitted by Godwin Kishy
This Is To Those Who Commit Suicide...
Why are you so selfish?! Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals... Mtcheew!!! You lack brotherly love.......pls if you wanna commit suicide call me on 2348164980969 if you wanna comitti suicide....
Drunk me#####
Godwin Kishy the drunkard was stumbling down the street with one foot on the road and one foot in the gutter. His friend, Dargash, saw him
and said, "Dude, you are drunk!"
Godwin kishy looked surprised and said, "Dargash, are you sure I am drunk?"
"Yes!" Dargash replied. "You are drunk!"
Breathing a sigh of relief, kishy godwin said, "Thank God! I thought I was a cripple!"///////2348164980969
Tuesday 3 May 2016
IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, My 12 Points Agenda would be as follows:
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl
who breaks
each others heart will spend
20years in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than one
wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl
without figure 8 will have to relocate to
Iran or Iraq
for survival..
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than 4kids...
6. If U are married and ain't paying
attention to your
wife,you will be jailed until you change.
7. Every cheating man or woman must be
kept in a
zoo for 2 months.
8. No sex until U seek permission from
your local
Govt chairman... and it's once per
month....
9.Every boy must register her girlfriend
in the ministry of
woman affairs,which makes it one boy
one girl ,if you want
re-register a new girl you will publish it
on 4 different
newspaper's
10.Any girl who is not married till 35
years will be taken to
chibok for the exchange of our girls held
by boko haram
11.Any man of 40 years and still single
will receive a free
wife from the federal government,
12.Every marriage certificate will have
expiration date and
will be renewed promptly when
expired....
If u will vote for me... Say kishy..... 🏼 ???
Tuesday 1 March 2016
Who is the she?
She got sick by unknown illness on ending of last 2015. Indoor for 3 months. After the lap test from at hospital she was give a huge medicine to drink draining our empty pocket to save her precious life CU's with out her many are lost in the family. After every week treatment spending up to 10k on her over undiscovered illness they decide to take her to prayer center or church anyone the sister discovered that she was given poison omg! An unknown feelings came into so sad and angry were ready to fight who did that buh with what I asked myself ............now she is getting better by God grace........get well soon @ mom¡!!!!
Nigeria
BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!
With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80
Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150
With Corruption dollar was N180
Without Corruption dollar is N400
With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff
Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity
with 45% increase in tariff
With Corruption keke to my house takes N50
Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100
WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40
Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60
The list can go on and on but I just have to end it and
take a stand......
# IStandWithCorruption
# Bringbackourcorruption .
# BuharibringbackNigeria .
# Bringbacknaira .
If with Corruption Dollar was N180 and without
Corruption Dollar is now N425,
Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need
corruption in this country...
Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3. Then
now it's 2.
In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try
Again"
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